You know you've grown tired with your normal boring soap. It's bound to happen. It's okay, it really does happen to everyone. There is nothing to be ashamed of.
There is a solution. You don't have to live with this secret anymore. It's new! It's improved! Yes, you are correct, it is in fact soap made in the shape of a penis! How you ever lived without one of these is beyond me! You can be proud to have soap that is just a little bit different from everyone else's... like the slogan says, "It Ain't Your Momma's Soap"!
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